iPetition

my flat mate gemma

has become a right little

eco warrior

she’s gonna write

to our MP tomorrow

ask him questions about

landfill and fossil fuels

and do we need more runways

more motorways

green belt building

nuclear power stations

she wants to know

if his vision 

is of a concrete nation

i didn’t know you could do that

you know

write to yer MP

and ask him stuff

so i’m gonna write 

‘cos i wanna find out

why the cosmetics industry

has this strange obsession

to make shower gels

and hair conditioners 

with a spunk like resemblance

© 2008 iDrew

First published by Bad Robot  2012

License to Thrill

in the bar at the hotel copulate 

it’s late

sipping a martini that’s been shaken

(mini art) he notices 

a beautiful blonde temptress 

all alone

sipping a cocktail

tempted he purrs over to her

with a cocksure swagger

hi my name’s bond

james bond

behind her smile she’s thinking

he’s well fit and i certainly fancy a bit

pleased to meet you mr bond

she replied

my name’s a go-go 

slut a go-go

but please call me slut

she said she smiled 

uncrossed then re-crossed her legs 

sharon stone style

the grating sound of friction

caused by nylon brushing nylon 

aroused james more than a little

can i buy you a stiff drink

he asks

oh james

slut gasps

i don’t think we have time for a drink

we’d best get straight down to the fucking

a brief encounter with you spies

usually means the blonde tragically dies

well 

his eyebrows said

let’s get undercover shall we … 

my room …i’ll order champagne

then show you what we in her majesty’s 

secret service call my weapon 

of untold pleasure

oh james 

slut sighs

you’re such a cunt

© P.A.Levy  2010

First published by Crab Fat 2015