iBennet

wow i had this odd dream last night

i was giving alan bennet a blow job 

just as he was about to come he said

hello

in his funny little way

i looked up startled 

he shot me in the eye 

blind

i was then on a cliff top with the duke of gloucester

you know the way dreams have a strange tendency 

to cut out the boring bits 

of how I got there without 

a blind dog or white stick and 

why i should be with a character from king lear

(please let me be cordelia  please let me be cordelia)

anyway

we was both stumbling around 

crashing into each other like bumper cars

but there was a gang of lemmings 

just hanging out

chewing gum 

acting all tuff

one of them says

why don’t you two piss off and find yer own cliff top

  

the lemmings then unexpectantly jumped 

(no strings attached)

into a red arrows style formation 

only to re-emerge as alan bennet again 

hello

which made me shiver

would you like a cup of tea 

i’ve some home made scones that mother baked 

fresh this morning with lashings of cream

oh my days

i pray

i’m never so drunk as to dream of

giving alan bennet a blow job

again

©  2010  iDrew

First published by Fry Your Friends. 2015