iEars

i do still fancy yer

course i do

but at times yer a little

well

weird    

take the other night

when we were cuddled up

in the after glow light

of our own warmth

all snug close

yet you seemed so 

distracted

so i said what’s up honey

hoping you were struggling

to find the words to express

just how irresistibly horny

you find me

although if i’m honest i was ready

to hear the old 

it’s not you it’s me speech

or there’s this girl in my office

routine

you said you had this fantasy

believe me honey i was all ears

not a good thing

considering your desire to see 

Betty Boop and Minnie Mouse 

having girl on girl action

listen guy

it would be girl on mouse action

and that’s just so sick 

and the fact you were getting a hard on

just talking about it

makes me wonder

if i shouldn’t do the old

it’s not you it’s me sketch

but it would be you 

all you

no mistake guy 

you’re a little too

weird

© iDrew  2008

first published by the Gut  2009