iVirus

home early from work

me boyfriend was sitting on the sofa

watching tv with a pair

of me knickers from the laundry basket

on his face i screamed wtf

he claimed given the present virus epidemic

he needed a mask but couldn’t find one

d i y supermarkets and chemists all sold out

thought me gusset would do the job

and yer stiffy i coyishly quizzed

he deeply inhaled and in a casual

matter of fact way as if claiming sanctuary

odour de fanny

fancy finishing me off babe

he daemonly replied with

a glint like russell brand

yeah you be sick boy - pervy sick

consider yerself

discharged

© 2020  iDrew