Johnny Shoehead Accepts All Major Credit Cards

Johnny Shoehead’s ‘mood indicator’

patent invention and fashion accessory:

he wears a loafer when he’s working

a flip-flop when he’s chilling,

a slipper when he’s tired,

a trainer when he’s wired

a sandle when he’s spiritual

a DM boot is angry 

a brogue is for the occasional 

court appearance

a dancing shoe …

no prizes for getting that one right

and sometimes he wears a stiletto heel,

he says this is kinda an antenna feel

so he can make contact as he knows 

there’s a starman waiting in the sky

he’d like to come and meet us

but he thinks he’d blow our minds

Let the children use it

Available in full range of colours

and sizes.

Patent applied for.

© P.A.Levy  2009

first published by Everyday Genius 2010